A Day in the Life of Germ.... (according to Sis B)

I want to share with you my vision of you at work:

I see you in a white lab coat - glamorous, but gently glowing in a warm way as you tend to your flock of germs. You move them from one experiment to another with a firm but gentle hand and they love you for it. You have your favorites, and names for each of them - there's little Kenny G (YES, named after the musician) and little Cartman. And there's Zelda T. and Zelda K, whom you pretend to like equally, but really you're partial to Zelda K. because she sings to you and the rest of the germs while you work. You're all one loving family. Sometimes you dress up the girl germs with pink bows, and guys get green bows. They have nap time and story time - generally, I envision a preschool for germs. They particularly enjoy snack time, when you cut off the crusts of the peanut butter sandwiches for the little ones and then feed it to them.